2011 - Day 363

In the meadow, in the sun
Where pretty flowers blossom,
There sat a girl
A gorgeous pearl
Who made my life more awesome,

I walked up close and sat on down
She gave me a sensual hug,
She held out her hand
And something did land
The most beautiful of all ladybugs.

2011 - Day 362

The king of cool
Calls upon the fools
To do his work
His living tools,

He sits around
Watches the clowns
As they all clean
And dance around,

He sips his wine
His crown does shine
While they all sit
In dirt and grime,

Can they stand tall
Together, all?
To fight the power
Answer the call.

2011 - Day 361

Ethiopia
Is no Utopia
Instead a place
Where they might rope ya,
A sad place indeed
With foreigners greed
Controlling the land
Forget children to feed.
Deforestation
Will change this nation
With animals endangered
A species deflation,
So what can be done?
From where we are from?
Can pray for the best
Sand burns of the sun.

2011 - Day 360

We made it home
We're safe and sound
Best part of all
No Creeper crown,
Time to sit
And vegetate
Think on the weekend-
Meditate,
In three days time
Back on the road
To see Big Bears
I hope it's cold,
But for now
We can relax
And pile gifts
In mega stacks.

2011 - Day 359

I wake up this morning
I lie there in bed,
Remember the evening
A large smile spreads.

A crisp Christmas dawn
The sun slowly rises,
Her glow is amazing-
Life's full of surprises.

This Christmas I asked
For nothing at all,
Instead I was given
The best gift of all.

The Christmas eve party
Way too much fun,
Then ended the night
With THE thirty one,

This one is special
I can already tell,
Life shimmers before me
I'm under a spell.

The day just beginning
A skip in my step,
Ready for anything
Including a nap!

2011 - Day 358

Forty Niners will win big
On this Christmas eve,
If they don't and somehow choke
I'll standup and leave,

So much on the line today
For them as well as me,
I'll have to post a horrid note
And beers must shotgun three.

So lets do it red and gold
Hit them where it hurts,
Shatter them and bring the thunder
The Seahawks all wear skirts.

2011 - Day 357

In the scheme of things
We dream of things
Like scaling mountains
Or flying sans wings,

Its great to say
That I love to play
Subconscious realms
Show me the way,

We learn from them too
The things we can do
A limitless mind
Discover the You,

Then when I wake
The lessons I take
To show the world
The things we can make.

2011 - Day 356

SO much to do
Around the town,
Inside my house
Things to be found,
Organize
Those floating thoughts,
Then untie
Those floating knots,
Two deep breaths
And then again,
A little more
Till fun begins.

2011 - Day 355

Days away
Up to the Bay
It's Christmas time
So time to play,
But not too much
And don't be naughty
Else Santa comes
With a loaded shotty,
Fold my clothes
And pack my bags
But be prepared
For minor snags,
Brush them off
And keep on moving,
I'll never stop
I'll keep on grooving.

2011 - Day 354

Nerf Gun
Lots of fun
Round and round and round we run,
Russian Roulette
Drive a Corvette,
Laughing and playing right under the sun.
Fight Club
Pop the bub
Hit me as hard as you can you scrub,
Egos to alter
Never will falter
Falling and flailing down into the shrubs.

2011 - Day 353

In the spotlight here tonight
The Niners face the Steelers,
We're gonna stomp them outta here
In this game no team's realer.

Big Ben might play but not full speed
And Harrison is out,
With our defense fired up
Just need to run our routes.

Eleven and three how great that will be
Much closer to locking the two seed,
The playoffs at last, I can't wait for the Pack
We'll turn Rogers into bird feed.

2011 - Day 352

In the wake of the mistake
That I made on the lake
An unfortunate event
That I cannot retake,

We were stationed out there
No worries, no cares
But what would you know
Here comes a polar bear,

Now on our small boat
While we sit and we float
I think to myself
How nice a fur coat!

So I pull out my gun
Wait for big bear to come
Then I shoot him down
Until he is done,

Then I drag him on board
And tie him with cord
Then I hack him up
With Arthurs lost sword,

Unfortunately
The bear turns out to be
Hairy naked Santa --
No more Christmas for me.

2011 - Day 351

Elephants are best when white,
No matter what you believe,
Been to two with two to go
To give and to receive.

So far I've ended with a candle
Peet stolen from under my nose,
I also got a flowery runner
Which I thought was some sort of clothes.

I hope I get some better stuff
Cos what I've got won't cut it,
Somthing useful, something fun
I don't wanna pretend that I love it!

2011 - Day 350

Basketball in fantasy
What wonders do await?
Rushing quickly towards the city
I hope that we aren't late!

Just in time to settle in
And grab a brew (or two),
Preparing for the draft is hard
When you don't have a clue.

When it's done we look around,
The other teams we gauge,
Now to wait for Christmas Day
In the meantime, let's RAGE!

2011 - Day 349

We walk along the ocean's shore
Leave footprints in the sand,
The dolphins laugh and play nearby
Life's great when we hold hands.

I look at you, you look at me,
Our love insatiably grand,
Nothing matters to me -- just you.
Life's great when we hold hands.

2011 - Day 348

Extraterestrial,
More like metrosexual,
Identify my skeletal
Put pussy on the pedestal-
So says a friend of Steve Carell
He worked so hard but then he fell,
And now he'll live his life in jail
Electronics he'll never sell
Or hear the ocean from a shell
Just sounds of whistles and of bells
No longer drinks from the top shelf
He'll never have that kind of wealth
But that's what happens when your health
Is EXTRA extraterestrial.

2011 - Day 347

Listen to me
Little birdie
Let me tell you
Somethin dirty,
Sittin here
All actin flirty
See a girl
Who's real purty,
Walk up to her
Say wassup
Whatchu drinkin?
Fill her cup,
We walk out back
To my ride,
I'm talkin Benz
I get inside,
Later on
Back at the club,
Kinda hungry
Go get grub,
See a dude
About to fight,
Knife his chest
He sees the light,
Get back home
Jump in my bed,
Close my eyes
The color Red.

2011 - Day 346

You don't have a soul,
You don't have a soul,
If there's one thing I know
You don't have a soul.

What is the 'You' which has not a soul?
Does it climb to tall peaks
Or climb down deep holes?

Will It ever know the You
Will you ever know what's true?

You don't have a soul
Because,
You ARE a soul, the soul is YOU.

Instead a Body's what you've got,
Short or tall, cold or hot.

Treat it with much TLC
Else we'll whisper RIP.

2011 - Day 345

A box of chocolates
Simply described,
A simple engraving
With your name inscribed.

Thanks for the chocolates
So many kinds,
Kind of like life is
Multi-sublime.

2011 - Day 344

Seven shiny suits of armor
Chasing after me,
I'm so scared I run and hide
And in my pants I pee.
If they find me I'll be toast
They'll butter be right up,
They chop my head off gleefully-
Turn it into a cup.
So I shiver where I hide
I hope they go away,
But the suits all have no souls
So they are here to stay.
I hide until I can't no more
Come out with my hands high,
They see me, grab me, extract my tears
I can no longer cry.

2011 - Day 343

I miss you.
Your voice lingers in my head,
Over and over and over again,
Thoughts of you so beautiful
Did I ever tell you? NO
Instead I wanted more and more
To see what else life had in store,
Now you're gone and I am here
A single selfish diamond tear.
I miss you.

2011 - Day 342

Working out before the end,
The end AND the beginning,
A whole new year with all new goals
You bet your ass I'm winning,
Keep it up don't ever stop,
Like Sonic grab the gold rings,
Then fight the boss and beat his ass
That's the way I do things.

2011 - Day 341

Running running
Falling down,
Block that unforgiving sound,
Get back up and
Keep on going,
Never stop until it's snowing,
Flakes of gold ice
Flutter down,
No more horrifying sound,
Instead the soothing
Ocean breeze,
Head back inside or else you'll freeze.

2011 - Day 340

Championship game
Tonight on the lawn,
We've waited a week
Our brains vs their brawn.
We've only lost once
And it was to them,
But this time around
Their season we'll end.

2011 - Day 339

A pocket full of sunshine
A pocket full of change,
A pocket holds my wallet and
The last one's quite deranged.
Every time I put my hand
Deep into that pocket,
It bites and snaps and grabs at me
Then asks me if I'll walk it.
No way! I say then stomp away
I rip those pants right off,
But then the ants
Crawl in my pants
Somehow I got the pox.

2011 - Day 338

My membrane
Is insane
In heavy rain
See candy canes,
I feel no pain
Like playin' games
My bloody brain
Brings me much shame,
Put picture frames
On window panes
Watch Major Payne
Love watching flames
Love Lois Lane,
But if I stay
Nothing to gain.

2011 - Day 337

Now's the time
She whispers softly,
Your time to shine-
It will be costly.
Forever more
And ever after
Your days are numbered
But filled with laughter.
Until the light
Does call your name
Bring peace to all
Bring fun and games.
A positive touch
On all that is real,
And when you lay down
How great you will feel.

2011 - Day 336

Searching for a four leaf clover
All throughout the yard,
If I find it I'll be lucky
And life won't be so hard.
All the kids out on the playground
Like to point and laugh,
Just because my glasses thick
And I'm good at math.
The clover though has properties
A lucky and magical leaf,
If I eat enough of them
No longer have that grief.
There they are! I pick a few
And grind them into tea,
An hour later my heart stops
They'll no longer laugh at me.

2011 - Day 335

Rolling rocks down asphalt streets
Aiming for parked cars,
A kid with pimples full of diamonds,
Shining like a star.
If you ever want to borrow
Some of his bling health,
You can come on by tomorrow
Mode must be on stealth.
While he sleeps creep up to him
Find the biggest whitehead,
Pop that pimple make him bleed
Run back to your own bed.
Check the diamond, is it real?
How does it look, how does it feel?
Turns out it's not a diamond though
Now out your face pseudo-diamonds grow.

2011 - Day 334

In my juicer I put things
Like pears and lemons and kale,
All together ground right up
There's no combo that will fail.
Good for me and tastes good too
I swear I'm not insane,
I'll keep on juicing for my health
Thank you Jack La Lanne.

2011 - Day 333

The aftermath
Much faster mass
Equations tell the tale,
Expands with math
Gains volume fast
The moon no longer pale.
Instead it shines
In reddish lines
Dark matter all around,
And when it finds
The unknown signs
Will calm the strangeness down.

2011 - Day 332

Dear Mama,
Until the End of Time
Picture me Rolling,
Lord Knows
Changes
Against All Odds-
Trapped.
Keep ya Head up,
Life Goes On
Better Dayz,
Only God can Judge Me
Starin Through my Rear View,
This Life I Lead
Still Ballin,
Still I Rise --
California Love

2011 - Day 331

One small step for all I know
Giant steps for all the rest,
I've reached a mental foreign place
I've been put to the test,

For all the strength inside of me
I'll need to muster more,
To face the last existing piece
A nightmare ever more,

As soon as I complete my quest
Return to where I dwell,
But where small steps can turn fatal quick
The big ones summon hell.

2011 - Day 330

I open up the letter that
You wrote me long ago,
I kept it hidden all these years
Afraid of what will show,
First sentence makes me smile,
The second makes me mad,
The third one makes my heart beat fast
But the last one makes me sad.
When I'm through I cannot move
I sit and stare and think,
You were here for an eternity
But gone before I blinked.

2011 - Day 329

They take off the locks
Wipe the dust away,
For months we have watched
Is this here to stay?
So it appears
But never for certain,
Says the wise Stern wizard
Sitting behind the curtain.
The Great Golden State
Waits patiently now,
A bit shorter season
We'll win it somehow.

2011 - Day 328

To spend a day with those you love
It doesn't get much better,
But then to watch the Niners lose
My eyes don't get much wetter.
Oh well who cares? The others say
It's only just a game,
OH YEAH MAYBE FOR YOU IT IS
My day won't be the same.

2011 - Day 327

Oh marmalade I sing to thee!
How fair thee smells to I,
Mellow citruses engulf thy heart,
If only I could fly.

Oh grape jelly I sing to thee!
So tasty and so purple,
A surplus of ways to apply you to food
Not worthless - you be worth-FULL.

Oh peanut butter I sing to thee!
You be the light in my heart,
I scoop by the handful this sticky gold treat
Eat for breakfast to get a strong start.

2011 - Day 326

I take a capsule up to space
I don't know how the future tastes,
The sky is dark
The moon does shine,
The future seems
So far behind,
Around once more
We sail near
The futures touch
We hold so dear,
And thus begins an endless search
To show how much the futures worth.

2011 - Day 325

Our free cells
Playing Freecell
We have free will
Whatever we feel
Don't ever be still
Forever be real
Embrace the sweet deal
Protect your weak heel
Use a steel shield
Life in a sea shell
Will always feel well.

2011 - Day 324

Gold rush fever
Far and wide,
Expanding through the season,
The ball is rolling
Run and hide,
The Niners need no reason.
At the top
Two big cheese states,
A battle much befitting,
We're in control
We decide our fates,
We'll stand while they are sitting.

2011 - Day 323

I have a car
I'll drive it far
Just to be with you,
I'll raise the bar
Wish on a star
I have your lost glass shoe,
I'll make my way
Until the day
My life begins anew,
My thoughts don't sway
My heart's sun ray
I hope you feel it too.

2011 - Day 322

A waterfall echos
Off the membranes in my ears,
Each droplet
Of crystal life liquid
Seemingly distinct
From the next,
A delicate pattern
Unceasing,
Nature's nerverending story,
Shouting from it's highest point,
The wet words dripping
To the depths below.

2011 - Day 321

A journey deep into the Heart
Of Darkness,
A strange land,
Forbidden and secretive,
Enchanting and enticing,
Discovering worlds,
Refracted lights
Innermost secrets,
A vacuum to words of hope and life,
To appear in darkness,
But to hold
A faint light
From within.

2011 - Day 320

I'll stop the world
Melting slowly,
Before the main course
Macaroni,
Before the dragons
Rule the land,
Before the forests
Turn to sand,
Before the zombies
Roam the streets
Looking for
Our brains to eat,
Before anarchy
Free for all
And government
A heavy fall,
Before I ever
Got to meet you
I'll stop the world
So I can see you.

2011 - Day 319

It was written in stone
Carved straight to the bone,
The meaning of life
Are the words that were shown,
Erosion and corrosion
Act as Time's erasing potion,
A millennium and more
Swept the words into the ocean,
Now all dazed and confused
Take advantage and abuse,
We find our separate paths
Some will win while most will lose,
The script we won't play out
We don't know what it's all about,
Is it for better or for worse?
I guess we all will soon find out.

2011 - Day 318

Live half a life,
Then after life
In the afterlife
Look past your life,
Did you have some some stressful strife?
Did you have an awesome wife?
Were you extra extra nice?
Or your soul as cold as ice?
With only half a life
Split by a poisoned knife
Your life
Wasn't life
After all.

2011 - Day 317

Up so early
Rise and shine
The day ahead
Such fun fun times,
Driving northward
To the game
Destined to win
We'll bring the pain,
Raiding cupboards
Full of snacks
I can't believe
There's candy racks,
Tailgating
Drinking beer-o
Bumping jams
I'll be your Hero,
Barbecuing
Lots of meat
We'll leave our bum friend
Some to eat,
On our way
We're almost there
They pat us down
It's time to cheer,
We head on up
And up and up
Keep moving to
The very top,
But it turns out
Our seats an omen
As we unveil
The great RC Owens,
The halftime show
We're on the big screen
We dance around
Let off some big screams,
The NINERS play
We clap and yell
The New York Giants
Can go to hell,
The final drive
A stressful one
But then it's over
The NINERS won!
Back to the car
We wait in line
But we don't care
The NINERS sublime,
My throat is sore
I'm super tired
But I can't sleep
Cos I'm super wired,
Another day
Wonderful fun
Wonderful friends
Under the sun.

2011 - Day 316

In the midst of chaos,
A whimsical cat purrs
A lullaby,
Settling insight outside
While the mystical hat stirs,
Reading the thoughts of thoughts,
Thinking thoughts that they thoroughly threw away,
And in chaos,
The minds eyes still
But Time's cries real,
A facade hiding a hint of a mystery,
Enticing you to taste the stale mints of history
As the clock ticks forward,
One second at a time,
A linear passageway
To an inevitable end.
But in chaos,
Only in chaos,
To move perpendicular
Down a road not traveled once before,
Of infinite direction.
And choice.

2011 - Day 315

Thoughts colliding
In my head
The thought of you
My face turns red,
Magical
In every way
I want to see
You everyday
When I wish
Upon a star
I hope to turn
And there you are,
Instead I turn
There's nothing there
And life goes on
Without a care.

2011 - Day 314

Finding out
The day before
That death will come
Knock on your door,
What would you do
Where would you go
The end so near
The sky so low,
Do you wait
Scared in your bed
Or face head on
Your own life's end?
Spend some time
With those you love
You'll always watch
Them from above,
Your last breath
The final mile
But on your face
A peaceful smile.

2011 - Day 313

Everybody from the three one three
Please put up your hands
And follow me,
You wanna see what you can be
In the dome of the free?
I'm the white guy,
Abnormally fly
When I rise like the tide
Watch the tall waves collide,
I take pride
In your demise
As you ride
By in the night
By the light of moon's bright
Reflecting sunlight,
But it's over you go hide,
I'm with your girl sit side by side
You thought that she was shy
But my oh my how she glides,
Then in the blink of an eye
I'm gone - let out a sigh,
I'll be back when it's all dry
Said my professor from DeVry,
And aliens in the sky
They decide
If we live or die.

2011 - Day 312

Energy never dies,
It simply changes it's form,
It comes and it goes
And it shrinks and it grows
The power to weather the storm.
Give your energy wings to fly,
Let it loose, stand up and be strong,
If you curl up now
You'll never know how
To fight for your right, not the wrong.

2011 - Day 311

Come original
You just have to,
Otherwise all might be lost,
To copy a copy
Is unoriginal,
The price of your soul is the cost.
Won't do, no no, won't do.
It's bad, sad sad, it's bad,
Be you, be you, be you,
Your own fad, yes yes, your own fad.
So come original
To my party,
Everyone will be there,
The theme is to show what describes you,
Originality if you dare.

2011 - Day 310

Connect the stars in your mind,
As the ancients once did long ago,
Within your minds eye you might find
Constellations with origins unknown.
The stars are really all spaceships,
Flying slowly right towards the Earth,
When they reach here we'll all be gone though
They prepare for the next great rebirth.

2011 - Day 309

Sapphire Moon in her mystical way
Does shimmer and swirl exotic,
From a far away land right into my soul
Cures stresses and plagues like bubonic.
Every time that we dance in the darkest of nights
Sweet perfumes expand through the room,
Her touch is ice cold, but you always want more
The next time that I'll see her is soon.

2011 - Day 308

The essence of sleep
Journey to the unknown
Never want to leave
A universe
Where there's no home.
Develop the story
On your own terms
The characters molded
You teach and they'll learn,
Explore your inner eye,
Your mind over matter,
For what else does matter
Become the Mad Hatter.

2011 - Day 307

Today I saw a bird fly south,
Fly south into a brick wall,
It's skull broke wide open
It's screams not forgotten
I shouldn't have made that bird call.

2011 - Day 306

Funny how some words do rhyme,
While others sit not so sublime,
Can't rhyme with an orange so I'll have a lime
But beware of the gross purple slime.
A typical song has much rhyming,
But there's also much musical timing,
The band works hard but the singer is shining
There's way too much nickel and diming.

2011 - Day 305

Amber is the color of your energy,
Muddled with greens
In flares of anger,
And blues come
With ice cold stares,
The darkest of purples when jealousy strikes,
Then obsidian glides
With quiet peace of mind
No color-
The color is rare.

2011 - Day 304

Midnight train never leaves the station,
Won't take you anywhere,
You sit and wait in purgatory
No expression, without a care.
You thought that if you boarded now
You would be whisked away,
Instead you fell into a trap
A pipe dream, as they say..

2011 - Day 303

Put the phone next to your ear-
Can you hear it?
Can you hear?
The tumor growing on your head-
Will it kill you?
End up dead?
Technology is good and bad-
No more simple to be had?
As the waves fly through our skulls
Is the cup empty or full?

2011 - Day 302

In a flash all around
The sounds, oh the sounds,
What started off sparkling
Gave way to more rounds,
As the rounds went around
The less I was found,
Till I reached breaking point,
The King I was crowned,
More shots that we downed
I was more like a clown,
No spots were all black
Shade more like a brown,
So around and around
Walked all through SLO town,
Surprising to me
How tight I was wound,
I fell on the ground
I howled like a hound,
But at the end of the day
Good times all around.

2011 - Day 301

Thanksgiving this weekend
It's Halloween fun,
Share memories with friends
Downtown we will run.
The weekend beginning,
Most not dressed up yet,
Tomorrows the big one,
The Candyland set.
Till then we rage hard,
Like nothing else matters,
The King is to Benz as
B-Rabbit to Mathers.

2011 - Day 300

In almost every single case,
The anticipation we face
Beats the actual race,
An adrenaline waste.
But when it involves SLOCREW
We're all gonna show you
That what we do is so true,
We're the party to go to.
The day after three hundo
We're gonna have fun yo
Call us "We Bring The Fun Co."
In memory of the trip with the Chrysler Three Hundo.

2011 - Day 299

A routine is sometimes needed,
Without which we are lost,
To head on back down that other road
The paths don't always cross.
If I live to a strict script
My body will be happy,
My mind will likely get bored quick
The situation crappy.
If I do whatever I please
The TV rules supreme,
My fat will melt into the couch
So I'll live somewhere in between.

2011 - Day 298

Nobody is perfect, at least so they say,
Except for that girl that I'll meet one fine day,
Right now she is elsewhere, living her life,
Till our soul magnets connect and I make her my wife,
The day that I see her, I'll know that it's true,
I've been waiting my whole life to tell her 'I do'.
For now I'll be positive and live life my best,
This girl is my vision, my journey, my quest.

2011 - Day 297

Four seasons live in one full year,
Each one a different interest,
Most places are effected big time
In Cali there's no difference.
First there's Spring,
The flowers bloom,
The land turns green
Will get hot soon,
Summer's scorched
Lot's of bikinis,
Get buff and tan
I hope they see me,
Then comes Autumn
Also called Fall,
So do the leaves
And basketball.
Last is winter
The family season,
Holiday time
Gives us a reason.
Me? I like them all the same,
In Monterey, season's are tame.

2011 - Day 296

Lightening and thunder
While they rescue down under,
The king of the lions no match for the beast,
His prize is the beauty
While Fievel doesn't go east.
So many animated classics exist,
Too bad Walt Disney's a racist exorcist.
No make sense no matter, what do I care,
You read it you hate it I count it so there,
In case you missed it, Pixar's over there,
Haha you idiot, you just thought of my underwear.
I apologize now for what's written above,
But I'm sad cos I only have one turtle dove.

2011 - Day 295

A sparkling blue sky, dancing in the wind,
Colorful globes of light, mesmerized,
In rhythm to a spiraling coil without an end,
Follow paths of old, in dust,
All through time's history,
Leading to new memories
The next step to be a mystery.

2011 - Day 294

I'll be your distraction,
Whatever I can do,
Helping you forget the things
That make your world gloom.

I'll be your distraction,
Tell me what you need,
Let me guide you through the fog
Your troubles will recede.

I'll be your distraction,
Until the end of time,
The thing to me that matters most
That you forever shine.

2011 - Day 293

The sound of waves echos in my ear,
I hold the shell close, reminding me of you,
Always hoping that you might again appear.
The way your head would rest gently on my chest,
The secrets that you never confessed,
The way your face glowed beneath the moon,
Your subtleties,
Oh if I could only see you soon,
Your smile, that melts away the snow
You give the trees in spring
Reason to blossom and grow,
The day you found this very shell,
A memory, one I'll always know
I'll hold it close forever,
Can never let it go.

2011 - Day 292

Each time you move to the left
I do the opposite,
As if we exist in perpendicular worlds.
The truth is,
I'm your reflection,
A sentient being if you don't mind,
Designed without purpose
Destined for greatness.
Move with me, as I you,
To the dance of un-time,
Till we meet in the middle,
You as me
And I as you,
Forever
And never again.

2011 - Day 291

Today I walked by, as I always do,
But I missed you both more than I usually do,
So I walked to the couch as I sometimes do,
And I sat down and sighed, as I rarely do,
Then I cried and I cried, which I never do.

I got up and walked out, the day not yet finished,
I hope that our friendships will never diminish,
I wanted to tell you it isn't the same,
A big piece is gone, I have both you to blame,
But as long as you both are quite happy I'm good,
I'll keep on without you if you think I should,
Until we see each other again,
To MS and LO, a couple great friends.

2011 - Day 290

Mock,
yeah.
Ing,
yeah.
Bird,
yeah.
Yeah?
yeah.

Headed to Aspen, escaping the Gas Man,
Where beautiful women
Instinctively flock
Like the salmon of Capistrano,
No food, no jobs...
PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF,
According to the map only gone 4 inches,
Driving an '84... Sheepdog.
So you're telling me there's a chance...

2011 - Day 289

Ecstatically elated with an eager glowing essence,
Fanatically obsessive for the future of our franchise,
Through six we've got five, this week on a bye,
We'll come back with power, I feel so alive,
Exciting times now if you come from the Nor,
A comfortable lead with the help of Frank Gore,
We won't settle for less
We want more more more more!

2011 - Day 288

It started with my fingernail,
I painted it deep black,
I moved on to the next dead cell
Till all my nails black.
Slowly then I took the paint
I rubbed in on my skin,
Up and down both of my arms
My stomach, thighs and shins.
I kept on coloring myself,
No way now could I stop,
Paint myself black from head to toe
Then decided to go shop.
I went down to the local mall
Went straight to the Starbucks,
I ordered a double americano,
Till some guy said 'what the F&$#',
He chased me down and beat me up
He thought my gag was tasteless,
I don't think he realized
I wasn't being racist,
Black absorbs direct sunlight
The entire color spectrum,
I represented unity
But now I feel like red rum.

2011 - Day 287

I'm running, quicker, heading for red bricks,
I'm lunging, wind resistance, this is my only fix,
Break through and move along,
You watch yourself from up above,
Out of body, out of mind,
Swiftly turn the hands of time,
Before they stop to catch a breath,
Run until there's nothing left,
You will thank you eventually,
The only way you're truly free.

2011 - Day 286

I hate being sick
It makes me feel sick
That I'm sick, a sour sick taste,
Medicine man
Come give me a hand
Please help wipe this frown off my face.
Missing work is not enough
I also miss our first game,
No touchdonws for me
Only get up to pee
I better feel better tomorrow.

2011 - Day 285

Transcendence in the form of creation
Everlasting tides of love,
The will to lose and love again
In It's simplest form.

Bring to me, a wisp of hope,
A breeze of certainty,
A path of unwavering confidence
A lifetime of genuinity.

2011 - Day 284

In happenstance I took a route
That normally I avoid,
The sky opened up, the Earth grew cold,
All thanks to my fabulous Droid.
If I hadn't gone this way
I'd rest safely in my bed,
But I listened to Droid's GPS
Now monsters want me dead.
My only goal now is not to get caught
For fear of them eating my bones,
I'll be on the run for years to come
But it's still better than owning an iPhone ;)

2011 - Day 283

A year ago right on this date
Through our troubles and our strife,
Did come to us, in binary,
The meaning of this life.
Funny to me, to think about
The struggles that we've all endured,
To find out why we exist at all
The Answer that we have all yearned.
This marks the anniversary
The Answer to all that is true,
A simple combo of zeros and ones
The Answer is 42.

2011 - Day 282

Stand up and shout out
What you feel inside you,
The only way that they will listen
Make them feel your vibe - true.
What they say and how they act
Not while you still breathe this air,
Resist facade innate today
Make sure that they know you CARE.

2011 - Day 281

Ring of color encircles me
On my way from star to star,
You stand by me through peaceful rest
Give me hope of better days,
Believe that I can make a difference
If I only trust and try
Very much so -- I miss you.

2011 - Day 280

Dexter,
New season,
Couldn't be happier,
Amazingly great intro episode
Free Showtime all season long,
Come to my house
We'll watch it,
Every single
Sunday.

2011 - Day 279

As I sit I watch the Tigers,
Try and beat the team to beat,
May need help from trusted ligers,
Make the victory taste sweet.
Such a series, watch in series
Four series sit side by side,
Beloved Giants not post-season giants
They tried but they died so I cried and cried.
The World Series coming soon
One team to go is not a stranger,
They made it last year but this time they'll win
Try your best old Texas Rangers.

2011 - Day 278

The brightness of the day,
The darkness off the night,
As time spins to a tune
With wings it's given flight.
We can't feel the Earth's rotation
We'll watch it from the big space station,
Faster flying UV rays
Take us back to groovy days,
Forward backwards side to side,
Wait until planets collide.

2011 - Day 277

Edit my annoying headache,
Delete the shooting stars,
Backspace 8 times an hour each
So I don't go to those bars.
Rewrite the script that I just wrote
Lead act who else but me,
Burn the pages, throw away
The much hungover key.

2011 - Day 276

Hands free hands down
Rolly polly's roll around
I struggle when I speak to her
While pill bugs roll up on the ground,
A dash of this a dash of that
The dish I make for her is crap,
I wish I could just roll away
And live again another way,
I'd be the master of the rolling
They'd all respect the master polly,
Instead she tries the food and fakes it
At least shes happy that I made it,
Can I ask for more? Of course
But that would steer me far off course,
Much thankful in the end.

2011 - Day 275

A life within a life within,
Round and round forever spin.
Burning down the burning house,
Win and lose but never win.

2011 - Day 274

Into the shards of glass I peer
Of what was once a magic mirror,
Reflecting shadows of the past
Discovering dreams behind it's mask,
Glistening fragments begin to fade
Overgrown secrets turn light to shade,
Stand up and run to get away,
Don't let them steal another day,
That your awake is all I pray.

2011 - Day 273

Things in the past are like
A plate that's shattered to pieces,
You can never put it back together
Like it was.
Sweep the dust
And shattered fragments,
Beyond the witching hour,
No turning back,
But just a glance,
Emit an echoing flower.

2011 - Day 272

Twice now I've seen you here,
Gliding delicately
Without a care,
Our eyes then lock
My heart then stops
I don't ever want to look away.
Who are you, whats your story?
The only thoughts
Bounce through my head,
A serendipitous event,
I want to know you,
Please tell me when
The next chance I'll have
To run into you again.

2011 - Day 271

Eternity stands on the edge of time,
Peering into the crystal ball of life
Watching, listening,
As the past devours the future,
The present unbeknownst to man,
The singularity of a moment
Existing only as a concept
First in anticipation
To then exist as a memory.
To truly touch the now,
Exist outside the confines of time
A state of Nirvana,
A feeling Sublime.

2011 - Day 270

I'm off on an adventure,
To wield my sword in flurries,
I'll tell you where I'm going
I'll tell you some of my stories,
The way the dragons burn the land,
The singed and parched civilians,
To fight and duel till winter's end
I'll probably kill a million.
Half a nit wit, mostly dense,
He rides his horse flipped round,
But he makes a great servant
And packs muscle pound for pound.
So on an adventure now I go
To save this ungrateful land,
And when I return I expect nothing more
Than to lie nude in the sand.

2011 - Day 269

My undefeated ways are done,
Just one now leads the pack,
His team is strong
So sing along
As I crouch low to attack.
A friend he is
A Grandberry
But this is all out war,
His team is the best
So might I suggest
When it rains it also might poor.
Patiently wait
Until week eight,
A SLO town Halloween,
We'll face off then
It's Holslag vs Benz
A fantasy football dream.

2011 - Day 268

Record spins round
The music plays loud
We all stand around
Boy what a crowd,
I take off my pants
Cos their swarming with ants
Now watch real close
As I start to break dance.
No one cares
The just stand there
No hands in the air
They just stare and stare
Till I'm well aware
I've got no underwear
And that was the last time I went to a high school party.

2011 - Day 267

I take the painting off the wall
And throw it towards the ground,
It shatters right in front of her
With a loud explosive sound.
We stand there for a while now
And stare at one another,
I'm the one who smiles first
Then she laughs as hard as ever.
We start to take more paintings down,
We toss them everywhere,
The walls the floor the fireplace too
Me and her make quite the pair.
And when we're done we walk outside
The ground's shadows shine by moon light,
We disappear into the mist
Will we come back? We might.

2011 - Day 266

My toe fungus grows humungous
Up into the sky,
Little creatures whittle features
On it's moldy side.
I won't just sit cos I don't trust it
A living breathing shame,
I drive to the mine arrive just in time
The yellow canary game.
I volunteer (said Paul Revere)
And down and down I zoom,
When I touch down there is not much now,
I light a match and BOOM.

2011 - Day 265

A hundred more
A hundred more
One hundred more to go,
Day in day out,
No matter what,
A poem I must show.
Most times I work on them at night
Quite rare by the light of the sun,
Takes notes on my phone
Sit at my desk all alone
Even so it is still somewhat fun.
It takes a lot of effort though
Sometimes it seems like a chore,
I want them to be great
So that nobody hates
Though that's not at all what they're for.

2011 - Day 264

A man inspired me today,
He told me all the things to say-
When in a crunch or in a jam,
Whenever I dislike a plan,
When she says turkey but I want ham,
Whenever I must shear a lamb,
When I am told to sever a hand,
Whenever I play Candyland,
When my friend wants to join a band,
Whenever I go back to Grand,
When I find out my life's a sham,
I'm pretty sure I'll know what to say.