2011 - Day 264

A man inspired me today,
He told me all the things to say-
When in a crunch or in a jam,
Whenever I dislike a plan,
When she says turkey but I want ham,
Whenever I must shear a lamb,
When I am told to sever a hand,
Whenever I play Candyland,
When my friend wants to join a band,
Whenever I go back to Grand,
When I find out my life's a sham,
I'm pretty sure I'll know what to say.