2011 - Day 254

Check the schedules and turn on the games,
Order two tall margaritas,
Watch all the players - the rooks and big names,
Be sure to tip all senioritas.
The screens are so big you can watch them all sweat,
The fans all scream loudly around you,
At the end of the games the good coaches get wet,
The scores that you guessed did not come true.
The day finally ends, a sigh of relief,
Time to waddle back to the craps table,
The Niners did win but they still gave you grief,
But you don't give a damn like Clark Gable.