2011 - Day 300

In almost every single case,
The anticipation we face
Beats the actual race,
An adrenaline waste.
But when it involves SLOCREW
We're all gonna show you
That what we do is so true,
We're the party to go to.
The day after three hundo
We're gonna have fun yo
Call us "We Bring The Fun Co."
In memory of the trip with the Chrysler Three Hundo.

2011 - Day 299

A routine is sometimes needed,
Without which we are lost,
To head on back down that other road
The paths don't always cross.
If I live to a strict script
My body will be happy,
My mind will likely get bored quick
The situation crappy.
If I do whatever I please
The TV rules supreme,
My fat will melt into the couch
So I'll live somewhere in between.

2011 - Day 298

Nobody is perfect, at least so they say,
Except for that girl that I'll meet one fine day,
Right now she is elsewhere, living her life,
Till our soul magnets connect and I make her my wife,
The day that I see her, I'll know that it's true,
I've been waiting my whole life to tell her 'I do'.
For now I'll be positive and live life my best,
This girl is my vision, my journey, my quest.

2011 - Day 297

Four seasons live in one full year,
Each one a different interest,
Most places are effected big time
In Cali there's no difference.
First there's Spring,
The flowers bloom,
The land turns green
Will get hot soon,
Summer's scorched
Lot's of bikinis,
Get buff and tan
I hope they see me,
Then comes Autumn
Also called Fall,
So do the leaves
And basketball.
Last is winter
The family season,
Holiday time
Gives us a reason.
Me? I like them all the same,
In Monterey, season's are tame.

2011 - Day 296

Lightening and thunder
While they rescue down under,
The king of the lions no match for the beast,
His prize is the beauty
While Fievel doesn't go east.
So many animated classics exist,
Too bad Walt Disney's a racist exorcist.
No make sense no matter, what do I care,
You read it you hate it I count it so there,
In case you missed it, Pixar's over there,
Haha you idiot, you just thought of my underwear.
I apologize now for what's written above,
But I'm sad cos I only have one turtle dove.

2011 - Day 295

A sparkling blue sky, dancing in the wind,
Colorful globes of light, mesmerized,
In rhythm to a spiraling coil without an end,
Follow paths of old, in dust,
All through time's history,
Leading to new memories
The next step to be a mystery.

2011 - Day 294

I'll be your distraction,
Whatever I can do,
Helping you forget the things
That make your world gloom.

I'll be your distraction,
Tell me what you need,
Let me guide you through the fog
Your troubles will recede.

I'll be your distraction,
Until the end of time,
The thing to me that matters most
That you forever shine.

2011 - Day 293

The sound of waves echos in my ear,
I hold the shell close, reminding me of you,
Always hoping that you might again appear.
The way your head would rest gently on my chest,
The secrets that you never confessed,
The way your face glowed beneath the moon,
Your subtleties,
Oh if I could only see you soon,
Your smile, that melts away the snow
You give the trees in spring
Reason to blossom and grow,
The day you found this very shell,
A memory, one I'll always know
I'll hold it close forever,
Can never let it go.

2011 - Day 292

Each time you move to the left
I do the opposite,
As if we exist in perpendicular worlds.
The truth is,
I'm your reflection,
A sentient being if you don't mind,
Designed without purpose
Destined for greatness.
Move with me, as I you,
To the dance of un-time,
Till we meet in the middle,
You as me
And I as you,
Forever
And never again.

2011 - Day 291

Today I walked by, as I always do,
But I missed you both more than I usually do,
So I walked to the couch as I sometimes do,
And I sat down and sighed, as I rarely do,
Then I cried and I cried, which I never do.

I got up and walked out, the day not yet finished,
I hope that our friendships will never diminish,
I wanted to tell you it isn't the same,
A big piece is gone, I have both you to blame,
But as long as you both are quite happy I'm good,
I'll keep on without you if you think I should,
Until we see each other again,
To MS and LO, a couple great friends.

2011 - Day 290

Mock,
yeah.
Ing,
yeah.
Bird,
yeah.
Yeah?
yeah.

Headed to Aspen, escaping the Gas Man,
Where beautiful women
Instinctively flock
Like the salmon of Capistrano,
No food, no jobs...
PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF,
According to the map only gone 4 inches,
Driving an '84... Sheepdog.
So you're telling me there's a chance...

2011 - Day 289

Ecstatically elated with an eager glowing essence,
Fanatically obsessive for the future of our franchise,
Through six we've got five, this week on a bye,
We'll come back with power, I feel so alive,
Exciting times now if you come from the Nor,
A comfortable lead with the help of Frank Gore,
We won't settle for less
We want more more more more!

2011 - Day 288

It started with my fingernail,
I painted it deep black,
I moved on to the next dead cell
Till all my nails black.
Slowly then I took the paint
I rubbed in on my skin,
Up and down both of my arms
My stomach, thighs and shins.
I kept on coloring myself,
No way now could I stop,
Paint myself black from head to toe
Then decided to go shop.
I went down to the local mall
Went straight to the Starbucks,
I ordered a double americano,
Till some guy said 'what the F&$#',
He chased me down and beat me up
He thought my gag was tasteless,
I don't think he realized
I wasn't being racist,
Black absorbs direct sunlight
The entire color spectrum,
I represented unity
But now I feel like red rum.

2011 - Day 287

I'm running, quicker, heading for red bricks,
I'm lunging, wind resistance, this is my only fix,
Break through and move along,
You watch yourself from up above,
Out of body, out of mind,
Swiftly turn the hands of time,
Before they stop to catch a breath,
Run until there's nothing left,
You will thank you eventually,
The only way you're truly free.

2011 - Day 286

I hate being sick
It makes me feel sick
That I'm sick, a sour sick taste,
Medicine man
Come give me a hand
Please help wipe this frown off my face.
Missing work is not enough
I also miss our first game,
No touchdonws for me
Only get up to pee
I better feel better tomorrow.

2011 - Day 285

Transcendence in the form of creation
Everlasting tides of love,
The will to lose and love again
In It's simplest form.

Bring to me, a wisp of hope,
A breeze of certainty,
A path of unwavering confidence
A lifetime of genuinity.

2011 - Day 284

In happenstance I took a route
That normally I avoid,
The sky opened up, the Earth grew cold,
All thanks to my fabulous Droid.
If I hadn't gone this way
I'd rest safely in my bed,
But I listened to Droid's GPS
Now monsters want me dead.
My only goal now is not to get caught
For fear of them eating my bones,
I'll be on the run for years to come
But it's still better than owning an iPhone ;)

2011 - Day 283

A year ago right on this date
Through our troubles and our strife,
Did come to us, in binary,
The meaning of this life.
Funny to me, to think about
The struggles that we've all endured,
To find out why we exist at all
The Answer that we have all yearned.
This marks the anniversary
The Answer to all that is true,
A simple combo of zeros and ones
The Answer is 42.

2011 - Day 282

Stand up and shout out
What you feel inside you,
The only way that they will listen
Make them feel your vibe - true.
What they say and how they act
Not while you still breathe this air,
Resist facade innate today
Make sure that they know you CARE.

2011 - Day 281

Ring of color encircles me
On my way from star to star,
You stand by me through peaceful rest
Give me hope of better days,
Believe that I can make a difference
If I only trust and try
Very much so -- I miss you.

2011 - Day 280

Dexter,
New season,
Couldn't be happier,
Amazingly great intro episode
Free Showtime all season long,
Come to my house
We'll watch it,
Every single
Sunday.

2011 - Day 279

As I sit I watch the Tigers,
Try and beat the team to beat,
May need help from trusted ligers,
Make the victory taste sweet.
Such a series, watch in series
Four series sit side by side,
Beloved Giants not post-season giants
They tried but they died so I cried and cried.
The World Series coming soon
One team to go is not a stranger,
They made it last year but this time they'll win
Try your best old Texas Rangers.

2011 - Day 278

The brightness of the day,
The darkness off the night,
As time spins to a tune
With wings it's given flight.
We can't feel the Earth's rotation
We'll watch it from the big space station,
Faster flying UV rays
Take us back to groovy days,
Forward backwards side to side,
Wait until planets collide.

2011 - Day 277

Edit my annoying headache,
Delete the shooting stars,
Backspace 8 times an hour each
So I don't go to those bars.
Rewrite the script that I just wrote
Lead act who else but me,
Burn the pages, throw away
The much hungover key.

2011 - Day 276

Hands free hands down
Rolly polly's roll around
I struggle when I speak to her
While pill bugs roll up on the ground,
A dash of this a dash of that
The dish I make for her is crap,
I wish I could just roll away
And live again another way,
I'd be the master of the rolling
They'd all respect the master polly,
Instead she tries the food and fakes it
At least shes happy that I made it,
Can I ask for more? Of course
But that would steer me far off course,
Much thankful in the end.

2011 - Day 275

A life within a life within,
Round and round forever spin.
Burning down the burning house,
Win and lose but never win.

2011 - Day 274

Into the shards of glass I peer
Of what was once a magic mirror,
Reflecting shadows of the past
Discovering dreams behind it's mask,
Glistening fragments begin to fade
Overgrown secrets turn light to shade,
Stand up and run to get away,
Don't let them steal another day,
That your awake is all I pray.