29.12.11

2011 - Day 363

In the meadow, in the sun
Where pretty flowers blossom,
There sat a girl
A gorgeous pearl
Who made my life more awesome,

I walked up close and sat on down
She gave me a sensual hug,
She held out her hand
And something did land
The most beautiful of all ladybugs.

2011 - Day 362

The king of cool
Calls upon the fools
To do his work
His living tools,

He sits around
Watches the clowns
As they all clean
And dance around,

He sips his wine
His crown does shine
While they all sit
In dirt and grime,

Can they stand tall
Together, all?
To fight the power
Answer the call.

2011 - Day 361

Ethiopia
Is no Utopia
Instead a place
Where they might rope ya,
A sad place indeed
With foreigners greed
Controlling the land
Forget children to feed.
Deforestation
Will change this nation
With animals endangered
A species deflation,
So what can be done?
From where we are from?
Can pray for the best
Sand burns of the sun.

26.12.11

2011 - Day 360

We made it home
We're safe and sound
Best part of all
No Creeper crown,
Time to sit
And vegetate
Think on the weekend-
Meditate,
In three days time
Back on the road
To see Big Bears
I hope it's cold,
But for now
We can relax
And pile gifts
In mega stacks.

2011 - Day 359

I wake up this morning
I lie there in bed,
Remember the evening
A large smile spreads.

A crisp Christmas dawn
The sun slowly rises,
Her glow is amazing-
Life's full of surprises.

This Christmas I asked
For nothing at all,
Instead I was given
The best gift of all.

The Christmas eve party
Way too much fun,
Then ended the night
With THE thirty one,

This one is special
I can already tell,
Life shimmers before me
I'm under a spell.

The day just beginning
A skip in my step,
Ready for anything
Including a nap!

2011 - Day 358

Forty Niners will win big
On this Christmas eve,
If they don't and somehow choke
I'll standup and leave,

So much on the line today
For them as well as me,
I'll have to post a horrid note
And beers must shotgun three.

So lets do it red and gold
Hit them where it hurts,
Shatter them and bring the thunder
The Seahawks all wear skirts.

2011 - Day 357

In the scheme of things
We dream of things
Like scaling mountains
Or flying sans wings,

Its great to say
That I love to play
Subconscious realms
Show me the way,

We learn from them too
The things we can do
A limitless mind
Discover the You,

Then when I wake
The lessons I take
To show the world
The things we can make.

22.12.11

2011 - Day 356

SO much to do
Around the town,
Inside my house
Things to be found,
Organize
Those floating thoughts,
Then untie
Those floating knots,
Two deep breaths
And then again,
A little more
Till fun begins.

2011 - Day 355

Days away
Up to the Bay
It's Christmas time
So time to play,
But not too much
And don't be naughty
Else Santa comes
With a loaded shotty,
Fold my clothes
And pack my bags
But be prepared
For minor snags,
Brush them off
And keep on moving,
I'll never stop
I'll keep on grooving.

20.12.11

2011 - Day 354

Nerf Gun
Lots of fun
Round and round and round we run,
Russian Roulette
Drive a Corvette,
Laughing and playing right under the sun.
Fight Club
Pop the bub
Hit me as hard as you can you scrub,
Egos to alter
Never will falter
Falling and flailing down into the shrubs.

2011 - Day 353

In the spotlight here tonight
The Niners face the Steelers,
We're gonna stomp them outta here
In this game no team's realer.

Big Ben might play but not full speed
And Harrison is out,
With our defense fired up
Just need to run our routes.

Eleven and three how great that will be
Much closer to locking the two seed,
The playoffs at last, I can't wait for the Pack
We'll turn Rogers into bird feed.

2011 - Day 352

In the wake of the mistake
That I made on the lake
An unfortunate event
That I cannot retake,

We were stationed out there
No worries, no cares
But what would you know
Here comes a polar bear,

Now on our small boat
While we sit and we float
I think to myself
How nice a fur coat!

So I pull out my gun
Wait for big bear to come
Then I shoot him down
Until he is done,

Then I drag him on board
And tie him with cord
Then I hack him up
With Arthurs lost sword,

Unfortunately
The bear turns out to be
Hairy naked Santa --
No more Christmas for me.

2011 - Day 351

Elephants are best when white,
No matter what you believe,
Been to two with two to go
To give and to receive.

So far I've ended with a candle
Peet stolen from under my nose,
I also got a flowery runner
Which I thought was some sort of clothes.

I hope I get some better stuff
Cos what I've got won't cut it,
Somthing useful, something fun
I don't wanna pretend that I love it!

2011 - Day 350

Basketball in fantasy
What wonders do await?
Rushing quickly towards the city
I hope that we aren't late!

Just in time to settle in
And grab a brew (or two),
Preparing for the draft is hard
When you don't have a clue.

When it's done we look around,
The other teams we gauge,
Now to wait for Christmas Day
In the meantime, let's RAGE!

15.12.11

2011 - Day 349

We walk along the ocean's shore
Leave footprints in the sand,
The dolphins laugh and play nearby
Life's great when we hold hands.

I look at you, you look at me,
Our love insatiably grand,
Nothing matters to me -- just you.
Life's great when we hold hands.

2011 - Day 348

Extraterestrial,
More like metrosexual,
Identify my skeletal
Put pussy on the pedestal-
So says a friend of Steve Carell
He worked so hard but then he fell,
And now he'll live his life in jail
Electronics he'll never sell
Or hear the ocean from a shell
Just sounds of whistles and of bells
No longer drinks from the top shelf
He'll never have that kind of wealth
But that's what happens when your health
Is EXTRA extraterestrial.

2011 - Day 347

Listen to me
Little birdie
Let me tell you
Somethin dirty,
Sittin here
All actin flirty
See a girl
Who's real purty,
Walk up to her
Say wassup
Whatchu drinkin?
Fill her cup,
We walk out back
To my ride,
I'm talkin Benz
I get inside,
Later on
Back at the club,
Kinda hungry
Go get grub,
See a dude
About to fight,
Knife his chest
He sees the light,
Get back home
Jump in my bed,
Close my eyes
The color Red.

2011 - Day 346

You don't have a soul,
You don't have a soul,
If there's one thing I know
You don't have a soul.

What is the 'You' which has not a soul?
Does it climb to tall peaks
Or climb down deep holes?

Will It ever know the You
Will you ever know what's true?

You don't have a soul
Because,
You ARE a soul, the soul is YOU.

Instead a Body's what you've got,
Short or tall, cold or hot.

Treat it with much TLC
Else we'll whisper RIP.

2011 - Day 345

A box of chocolates
Simply described,
A simple engraving
With your name inscribed.

Thanks for the chocolates
So many kinds,
Kind of like life is
Multi-sublime.

2011 - Day 344

Seven shiny suits of armor
Chasing after me,
I'm so scared I run and hide
And in my pants I pee.
If they find me I'll be toast
They'll butter be right up,
They chop my head off gleefully-
Turn it into a cup.
So I shiver where I hide
I hope they go away,
But the suits all have no souls
So they are here to stay.
I hide until I can't no more
Come out with my hands high,
They see me, grab me, extract my tears
I can no longer cry.

2011 - Day 343

I miss you.
Your voice lingers in my head,
Over and over and over again,
Thoughts of you so beautiful
Did I ever tell you? NO
Instead I wanted more and more
To see what else life had in store,
Now you're gone and I am here
A single selfish diamond tear.
I miss you.

2011 - Day 342

Working out before the end,
The end AND the beginning,
A whole new year with all new goals
You bet your ass I'm winning,
Keep it up don't ever stop,
Like Sonic grab the gold rings,
Then fight the boss and beat his ass
That's the way I do things.

7.12.11

2011 - Day 341

Running running
Falling down,
Block that unforgiving sound,
Get back up and
Keep on going,
Never stop until it's snowing,
Flakes of gold ice
Flutter down,
No more horrifying sound,
Instead the soothing
Ocean breeze,
Head back inside or else you'll freeze.

2011 - Day 340

Championship game
Tonight on the lawn,
We've waited a week
Our brains vs their brawn.
We've only lost once
And it was to them,
But this time around
Their season we'll end.

2011 - Day 339

A pocket full of sunshine
A pocket full of change,
A pocket holds my wallet and
The last one's quite deranged.
Every time I put my hand
Deep into that pocket,
It bites and snaps and grabs at me
Then asks me if I'll walk it.
No way! I say then stomp away
I rip those pants right off,
But then the ants
Crawl in my pants
Somehow I got the pox.

2011 - Day 338

My membrane
Is insane
In heavy rain
See candy canes,
I feel no pain
Like playin' games
My bloody brain
Brings me much shame,
Put picture frames
On window panes
Watch Major Payne
Love watching flames
Love Lois Lane,
But if I stay
Nothing to gain.

2011 - Day 337

Now's the time
She whispers softly,
Your time to shine-
It will be costly.
Forever more
And ever after
Your days are numbered
But filled with laughter.
Until the light
Does call your name
Bring peace to all
Bring fun and games.
A positive touch
On all that is real,
And when you lay down
How great you will feel.

2011 - Day 336

Searching for a four leaf clover
All throughout the yard,
If I find it I'll be lucky
And life won't be so hard.
All the kids out on the playground
Like to point and laugh,
Just because my glasses thick
And I'm good at math.
The clover though has properties
A lucky and magical leaf,
If I eat enough of them
No longer have that grief.
There they are! I pick a few
And grind them into tea,
An hour later my heart stops
They'll no longer laugh at me.

2011 - Day 335

Rolling rocks down asphalt streets
Aiming for parked cars,
A kid with pimples full of diamonds,
Shining like a star.
If you ever want to borrow
Some of his bling health,
You can come on by tomorrow
Mode must be on stealth.
While he sleeps creep up to him
Find the biggest whitehead,
Pop that pimple make him bleed
Run back to your own bed.
Check the diamond, is it real?
How does it look, how does it feel?
Turns out it's not a diamond though
Now out your face pseudo-diamonds grow.